I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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