Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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