I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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