Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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