My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
