well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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