in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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