i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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