Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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