hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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