halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just found puke in my bra..
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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