I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
