It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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