the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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