hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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