I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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