He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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