you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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