Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
