Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
