I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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