using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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