How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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