just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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