just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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