found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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