on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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