Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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