I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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