My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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