He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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