Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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