I swear she didn't look like that last week.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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