mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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