i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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