fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
zippers are such a cool invention
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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