Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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