Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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