Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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