We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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