I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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