i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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