I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Randomize
