at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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