I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
