Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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