What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I touched a dick in church today
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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