I wish I could teleport
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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