Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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