I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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