weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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