Pants 0. Shit 1.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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